August 2010
1 post
The definition of irony
is probably that somehow in the course of several years, the person you love the most becomes the person you hate the most.  I try to feign indifference because I don’t want to even care enough to hate said person, but it’s becoming harder and harder lately.
Aug 23rd
May 2010
1 post
I wish people understood the difference between having hope and being blindly foolish and naive.
May 16th
March 2010
1 post
This one time
I had three tests in one week… not to mention loads of other assignments… and my mind was anywhere and everywhere but on school work.  Oh wait, that’s right now.  I need it to be friday at 4:30 so I can be in Fitchburg watching my girls dance.
Mar 25th
June 2009
1 post
Jun 6th
3 notes
May 2009
1 post
May 1st
44 notes
April 2009
1 post
Fact
janambm: If it were not the end of April right now, I’d be having a goddamn meltdown. Fact…it’s the end of April right now and I am having a goddamn meltdown.  I need summer. Now.
Apr 22nd
February 2009
5 posts
Feb 26th
1 note
Feb 23rd
Feb 11th
Feb 8th
c&e.
cunts and egoists. worst thing ever thought up.
Feb 2nd
January 2009
2 posts
Jan 30th
Jan 13th
December 2008
4 posts
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
never question a drunk.
A woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milkA carton of eggsA quart of orange juice A head of lettuceA 2 lb. can of coffeeA 1 lb. package of bacon As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunkstanding behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier.While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,...
Dec 8th
This really is whack. →
Dec 8th
November 2008
10 posts
Nov 21st
I enjoyed this even before the last point, which...
How to argue effectively I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any opponent. People know this and steer clear of me at parties. Often, as a sign of their great respect, they don’t even invite me. You too can win arguments. Simply follow these rules:#1 Drink liquor. Suppose you are at a party and some hotshot intellectual is expounding...
Nov 21st
I love dead presidents. This is hysterical. →
Nov 21st
Just because the election is over doesn't mean we...
A Day in the Life of a Joe Six-Pack Republican   Joe gets up at 6:00 AM to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised. All but...
Nov 19th
Nov 19th
They're there for a reason...
25 most absurd driving laws 1. You cannot drive an ugly horse in Washington. 2. In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians. 3. In Utah all kinds of birds have the rights of way on any highways. 4. In China drivers who stop at pedestrian crossings may...
Nov 18th
Nov 18th
Nov 17th
I really wish people would actually do these sort...
HOW TO TICK PEOPLE OFF Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies. In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sexual favors.” Specify that your drive-through order is “TO-GO.” If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. Insist on keeping...
Nov 14th
Nov 14th